I have the Cookie

[redguy]

i hire meta knight to kill you and i take the cookie !!!!

[Number1KirbyFan]

By the way your phrased that, it sounds like you stole it, so I assume you did. I call the cops and you run, accidentally dropping your cookie. I put the cookie in a diamond safe with a 20 character password with capital and lowercase letters, numbers, and even punctuation.

[redguy]

but i know the password so stole the cookie

[SuperStarKirby]

My family revives me with the 'Dragon Balls', and I push over Redguy and take the cookie!

[redguy]

that was the cardboard me i still have the cookie

[SuperStarKirby]

Hey a quick fact, Meta Knight works for me, so he never would of been hired, when really he pretended to work for you, he slipped a bomb on you, and you don't even know where it is, and not even the best scientists can find it, nor can they create a machine that can, so now you have to work for me, or else boom !

[Number1KirbyFan]

Since SuperStarKirby didn't get the cookie, I'll have to get it from redguy. Remembering I left my safe in my car, I'll realized I left my car on a slope causing it to roll down, delaying my plans of getting the cookie.

While I'm chasing the car, I see redguy looking at me and he even did a face. While he does that, he doesn't notice the sidewalk turns and trips on the concrete. He cuts his knee, also delaying his plans of getting the cookie. The cookie rolls down a drain (how original!) and I can't get it out.

Meanwhile, while SuperStarKirby is in the sewer (long story), he finds the cookie down there. I see him come out a manhole with the cookie, but he trips over a rock and cuts his knee

Both of the cuts are so bad, they go to the (same) doctor. Thankfully, I get hired and I make the cut worse and they will need a 6-hour-surgery to get better. I also take the cookie due to the "no food during appointment" rule.

While the surgery is going on, I get my car. I realized the end of the slope went to the Death Valley. I climb down, but I fall, then I realized that branch broke my fall. I hang on to the branch, it starts to break, then...then...THEN...I fell half a foot to the ground.

I check my car for the safe, so I put the cookie in there. I change the password, and make sure redguy isn't spying on me. It's my cookie now! ...but how do I get out of here?

[redguy]

Since SuperStarKirby didn't get the cookie, I'll have to get it from redguy. Remembering I left my safe in my car, I'll realized I left my car on a slope causing it to roll down, delaying my plans of getting the cookie.

While I'm chasing the car, I see redguy looking at me and he even did a face. While he does that, he doesn't notice the sidewalk turns and trips on the concrete. He cuts his knee, also delaying his plans of getting the cookie. The cookie rolls down a drain (how original!) and I can't get it out.

Meanwhile, while SuperStarKirby is in the sewer (long story), he finds the cookie down there. I see him come out a manhole with the cookie, but he trips over a rock and cuts his knee

Both of the cuts are so bad, they go to the (same) doctor. Thankfully, I get hired and I make the cut worse and they will need a 6-hour-surgery to get better. I also take the cookie due to the "no food during appointment" rule.

While the surgery is going on, I get my car. I realized the end of the slope went to the Death Valley. I climb down, but I fall, then I realized that branch broke my fall. I hang on to the branch, it starts to break, then...then...THEN...I fell half a foot to the ground.

I check my car for the safe, so I put the cookie in there. I change the password, and make sure redguy isn't spying on me. It's my cookie now! ...but how do I get out of here?

you wrote a whole story

[gamer]

something happened i have the cookie

[Number1KirbyFan]

something happened i have the cookie

The laws of the game causes you not to have the cookie due to abusing the game like that. Still, how do I get out of here?

[SuperStarKirby]

Number1KirbyFan, you can't decide what we do, and no I did have it, because if redguy works for me, he gave me the cookie isn't it obvious?

[redguy]

i want too be in your team superstarkirby

[gamer]

nobody wants the cookie ? well its still mine

[redguy]

i take the cookie from gamer because he was behind me

[gamer]

i chase redguy make him trip take cookie ccccccccccccccccccccccoooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee mmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiinnnneeeeeee