The Kirby Club

by **PengiKirby** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:59 pm

L.A.S.T: League of Assassins using Strange Tactics.

The idea was stupid. I had been in the murder business for some time, but it was always boring. Knife, gun... there was never much variety. Well, until I met these guys.
Our first victim didn't suspect a thing. He never expected us to put the tiniest bit of explosives in his s'more. One bite and dead...
Next one was, of course, a trusted member. While victim 2 was sleeping, we put a plastic bag securely around her head. Dead the next morning.
Victim 3 caught us. We shoved a pat of butter down his throat.
Strange tactics, indeed...
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this is a very strange thing that popped into a conversation once. "Can you kill someone with anything? like jello or marshmallows?" my sister said "Yeah. buy shoving it down their throat and other ways" Then, what started this, "What if there was a group of killers who used strange killing ways like that?"
Anybody can add on to this, really.... it's just for giggles XD

by **Khaos** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:35 pm

Victim 4 didn't expect a swarm of poisonous bees to come out of his potato chip packet, it was hard to shove the bees in but we managed to do it.
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This=lololololololololol

by **PengiKirby** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:43 pm

Victim 5 was tricky: We had to pack firecrackers in his underwear drawer. That was not fun for us or him.
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LOLOLOL yours was funny :P
i wonder if this is more a forum game? a fiction forum game... and a fun one!

by **Khaos** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:25 pm

Victim 6 was a metalhead, we had to rig the volume so it was loud enough to make his head explode. The stain didn't come out for weeks.
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Man is this fun! :D

by **sirmidor** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:30 am

victim 7 was a bank-robber. he still didn't expect that the safe was made of magnesium. guess he just shouldn't have sweated that much...
ah L.A.S.T, putting the 'science' back in 'guilty conscience'.

by **Livin4Jesus** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:40 pm

We decided to have a good scare with Victim 8...
There was a attic in his closet, just above his drawers for clothes and such. So, we waiting for the victim to walk into the closet to grab some clothes... Then, when he grabbed some, I reached down, and started dragging him into the attic and tied some (Well, a lot of, I should say) rope to the victim and put that red bandanna they stuff in peoples mouthes to keep them quiet (Forgot what it was called). "Man, this would be pretty awesome if I put a timed bomb in here...", I thought to myself. So, I decided to put a MP3 player with the timed bomb sound, and put it on repeat. The guy went nuts! I then got out of the house, got into my car, and drove off. The victim wasn't found for at least a month, and he was already dead by the time he was found.

by **PengiKirby** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:52 pm

victim 9, we had more fun with. when he was finished with a round of tennis, we came out of his car (stole the keys) and choked him on a tennis ball. then, he proceeded to hang him. off his car wheel. then we drove around a bit, by which point he was long dead. then we cleaned the blood and put him in a rose bush. we propped him up, put his foot in his mouth, put his phone in his mouth and, since his phone was waterproof, we put the OMNOMNOM sound on loop. When the police finally found him, the reaction was hilarious!
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I found this one pretty funny, and i like how people like this!

by **Livin4Jesus** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:50 pm

LOL @ the OMNOMNOM sound... XD

by **Khaos** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:35 pm

Victim 10, a depressed man that uses sleeping pills, as with the smore he didn't expect to open the packet and EEEXXXPPPLLLOOODDDEEE!

by **PandaKirby** » Fri May 13, 2011 9:30 am

Victim 11 was addicted to Pocky. We happened to 'drop' a Pocky box in his bedroom. Too bad it was the one with the bomb inside.

by **Khaos** » Fri May 13, 2011 5:21 pm

trolololololol, nice one PandaKirby!

by **sirmidor** » Sat May 14, 2011 5:00 am

you know what's not nice? having to load 40 .gifs when i visited this topic! it took forever to load! i thought: ''maybe it's just my crappy internet connection.'', but no!

by **Khaos** » Tue May 17, 2011 12:36 am

sorry bout that

by **Livin4Jesus** » Thu May 19, 2011 4:25 pm

XD
Victim 12 seemed to be out a lot... We broke into his house while he was gone, and tied one end of a rope to the door knob, and the other end to a 100-pound weight just below a dynamite. Then when he got home and opened his door...
KA-BOOM!!!!!!!!

by **sirmidor** » Fri May 20, 2011 9:31 am

yeah this is pretty much turning into:
''person X does Y, so we put a bomb that has to do with Y''

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