Oh, victim 21. By this point we had run out of explosives and had absolutely no idea how to kill him. But, then it hit me. In the nose. Hard. My nose is still not entirely fixed. Yes, rubber ducks can pack a serious punch when dropped off of twenty story buildings.
While he was mowing his lawn, I hid in a bush and squirted water in his eye. Then, I jumped out of the bush and shoved the duck down his throat.
We left the corpse on the neighbor's doorstep, rung the doorbell and ran away. When he opened the door, the lady fainted. Never gets old.
The issue was televised as the "Sal murder" seeing as the guy's name was Sal (bad parenting?) and he apparently died of salmonella poisoning.
It kind of surprises me the duck was laced in the stuff. Thinking about it, maybe that was why it was dropped in the first place.
Food for thought.
Because PengiKirby said so.